Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son always sweats in the evenings because that's when he works out

my son always sweats in the evenings because that's when he works out  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Smart,Attractive,can defend herself and shops at: kniveslipstickandliberty.com

Smart,Attractive,can defend herself and shops at: kniveslipstickandliberty.com  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm the School Baseball Team Mascot! Boys on the team say they fap to me.

I'm the School Baseball Team Mascot! Boys on the team say they fap to me.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son calls his friends ents He just loves Lord of the Rings!

Son calls his friends ents He just loves Lord of the Rings!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My Son's Best Friend Always Talks About Loving Cougars... I'll Take Him To The Zoo On His Birthday!

 My Son's Best Friend Always Talks
     About Loving Cougars... I'll Take Him 
To The Zoo 
On His Birthday!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter is so willing to embrace other cultures. She always has black guys over at our house.

My daughter is so willing to embrace other cultures. She always has black guys over at our house.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is black so I get him kool aid

My son is black so I get him kool aid   Oblivious Suburban Mom

HEY TYLER! LETS SMOKE WEED!

HEY TYLER! LETS SMOKE WEED!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Found my sons visine in his coat pocket He suffers from dry eyes

Found my sons visine in his coat pocket He suffers from dry eyes  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Finds crusty sock in your room Must have not added enough softener

Finds crusty sock in your room Must have not added enough softener   Oblivious Suburban Mom
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