Offensive Forrest Gump

School is like a penis It's long and hard unless your asian

School is like a penis It's long and hard unless your asian  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Hi. My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump" Will you touch my penis?

"I cut that grass for free" then I smoked it like a boss

Crazy is As crazy does

Crazy is  As crazy does  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." No it's not, just look at the mini menu inside the box

Jenny died young Who's dumb now?

Jenny died young Who's dumb now?  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Shit happens" Like your face

S1 is like a box of chocolates You never know what you're gonna get

S1 is like a box of chocolates You never know what you're gonna get  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Jenny taught me how to climb and I taught her how to dangle" Dangle my dick

talking to lt. dan i"i just kept running, and running, and running"

talking to lt. dan i
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