One-up America

You invade one state We nuke an entire continent.

You invade one state We nuke an entire continent.  One-up America

Go on North korea I FUCKING DARE YOU

Go on North korea I FUCKING DARE YOU  One-up America

of course we need to colonize other planets How else would we spread our freedom, patriot?

of course we need to colonize other planets How else would we spread our freedom, patriot?  One-up America

america minus canada and mexico equals america

america minus canada and mexico equals america  One-up America

act of terrorism? that implies we're afraid

act of terrorism?  that implies we're afraid  One-up America

Italy was the first country invaded by the United States during WW2 Italy surrendered first

Italy was the first country invaded by the United States during WW2 Italy surrendered first  One-up America

So Europe, you think Reddit is yours? YOU FOOLS! 'Merica invented multitasking! Right after Freedom, Viagra, and Breast Implants

So Europe, you think Reddit is yours? YOU FOOLS!  'Merica invented multitasking!  Right after Freedom, Viagra, and Breast Implants
  One-up America

Never knew freedom Looked this good!

Never knew freedom Looked this good!  One-up America

UNITED STATES OF C.E.D.A.

UNITED STATES OF  C.E.D.A.  One-up America

terrorism? that implies we're afraid

terrorism?  that implies we're afraid  One-up America
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