Overly Attached Girlfriend

Why is your FB status still single? We're practically married!

Why is your FB status still single? We're practically married!  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You left your computer on your desk So I checked the past 3 years worth of your facebook messages and emails

You left your computer on your desk  So I checked the past 3 years worth of your facebook messages and emails  Overly Attached Girlfriend

A psychic told me you have a internet girlfriend WHO IS SHE?

A psychic told me you have a internet girlfriend WHO IS SHE?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

There's a new girl at work? let me smell your dick

There's a new girl at work? let me smell your dick  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I love you more than my pet rabbit because I killed it and you're still alive

I love you more 
than my pet rabbit because I killed it 
and you're still alive  Overly Attached Girlfriend

why are you on reddit when you should be on me

why are you on reddit when you should be on me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

He thinks we're just friends i think not

He thinks we're just friends i think not  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Accidentally makes a typo spelling her name "Who's this Sar9a girl?"

Accidentally makes a typo spelling her name

He said the spark between us was gone So I tasered him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.

He said the spark between us was gone So I tasered him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

mother asks: "why are you crying? did he hit you?!" even worse! he went to a baseball game with his friends!

mother asks:
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