Overly Attached Girlfriend

Oh you're leaving me? Guess what I'm pregnant

Oh you're leaving me? Guess what I'm pregnant  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'm going with you to get your hair cut to make sure there are no cute girls there

I'm going with you to get your hair cut to make sure there are no cute girls there  Overly Attached Girlfriend

"It's ok if we have an accident... i would still be happy to be in a ditch with you"

Ask her to put jelly on your pancakes instead of syrup "Who the fuck made you pancakes with jelly?"

Ask her to put jelly on your pancakes instead of syrup

Writes her number in lipstick on your car door 6 different times in a span of less than a month

Writes her number in lipstick on your car door 6 different times in a span of less than a month  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Off work at 5:00? text message at 5:00:00

Off work at 5:00? text message at 5:00:00  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You're going out with your homeboys? I'll be right over.

You're going out with your homeboys? I'll be right over.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'm gonna put you in a headlock so when you pass out you won't be able to leave me

I'm gonna put you in a headlock so when you pass out you won't be able to leave me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

one day im going to break up with you just to see how you react.

one day im going to break up with you just to see how you react.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

They say there are an infinite number of universes I bet we're married in all the others

They say there are an infinite number of universes I bet we're married in all the others  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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