Overly Attached Girlfriend

just because you have to poop doesn't mean i can't stand outside the door and keep talking to you

just because you have to poop doesn't mean i can't stand outside the door and keep talking to you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Guilts you into getting engaged Forces you to change FB status to "Married" and to call her "Wife" before getting married

Guilts you into getting engaged Forces you to change FB status to

Google maps says it should take you 10 minutes to get to my place. It's been 11 minutes Are you cheating on me? Who the fuck is she?

Google maps says it should take you 10 minutes to get to my place. It's been 11 minutes Are you cheating on me? Who the fuck is she?   Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'll say "it's fine" but if you do it you're going to be sorry

I'll say

Laying in bed waiting for ma James Arthur

Laying in bed waiting for ma James Arthur  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Talks about moving to a new city with you Before asking her out on a date

Talks about moving to a new city with you Before asking her out on a date  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You have 369 girls that are friends on Facebook And i have 369 girls that need to be buried lol

You have 369 girls that are friends on Facebook And i have 369 girls that need to be buried
lol  Overly Attached Girlfriend

We've been together for 27 months We could be having our third child by now

We've been together for 27 months We could be having our third child by now  Overly Attached Girlfriend

For your birthday i'm going to tattoo your name on my face. and your face on my ass.

For your birthday i'm going to tattoo your name on my face. and your face on my ass.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Why are you uploading your cat to r/aww are they cuter than me?

Why are you uploading your cat to r/aww are they cuter than me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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