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alex van lichtenstein is really really really really really really really hot  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I hope you don't mind I save your sperm for future babies in little jars.

I hope you don't mind I save your sperm for future babies in little jars.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You have "swag?" Is this some secret girlfriend I should know about?

You have

There is an extra 3/4 miles on your odometer Where did you go?

There is an extra 3/4 miles on your odometer Where did you go?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I like your last name Can i have it?

I like your last name Can i have it?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

It took you 10 minutes to get home... google maps says it takes 8.... who is she!

It took you 10 minutes to get home... google maps says it takes 8.... who is she!  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Your sister's wedding was so beautiful We should have one just like it

Your sister's wedding was so beautiful We should have one just like it  Overly Attached Girlfriend

killed all humanity so no one will ever pwn u again

killed all humanity  so no one will ever pwn u again  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I Called all of your friends And said that you hated them so we have more time to spend together

I Called all of your friends And said that you hated them so we have more time to spend together  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You wanted to get away from work to go eat lunch I'll join you and tell you about all the work you are avoiding!

You wanted to get away from work to go eat lunch I'll join you and tell you about all the work you are avoiding!  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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