Overly Attached Girlfriend

This piece of hair was grown when you were with your ex I want you to cut it

This piece of hair was grown when you were with your ex I want you to cut it  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I didn't flush your toilet after going poo that way you can poo later and our poo will be together forever like us

I didn't flush your toilet after going poo that way you can poo later and our poo will be together forever like us  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Make fun of me all you want reddit We both know most of you wish you had a girl like me in your life

Make fun of me all you want reddit We both know most of you wish you had a girl like me in your life  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Who is jake from state farm? she sounds hideous

Who is jake from state farm? she sounds hideous  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I was looking through your texts earlier Who's verizon?

I was looking through your texts earlier Who's verizon?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Trouble breathing?, yeah, yeah, call 9-1-1?, sure... But wasn't that a killer margarita i made you?

Trouble breathing?, yeah, yeah, call 9-1-1?, sure... But wasn't that a killer margarita i made you?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You turned your phone off? I'd better drive out to your place in the middle of the night so that I know you're not dead

You turned your phone off? I'd better drive out to your place in the middle of the night so that I know you're not dead  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I borrowed your phone and called everyone in your contact list while you were sleeping and introduced myself as your fiancee

I borrowed your phone and called everyone in your contact list while you were sleeping and introduced myself as your fiancee  Overly Attached Girlfriend

text: in a movie can't talk reply: fandango said it doesn't start for 5 mintues

text: in a movie can't talk reply: fandango said it doesn't start for 5 mintues  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I know I'm your ex and this is crazy... But here's a lit cigarette to burn the platonic friend you brought to a party at my new boyfriend's house maybe.

I know I'm your ex and this is crazy... But here's a lit cigarette to burn the platonic friend you brought to a party at my new boyfriend's house maybe.  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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