Overly Attached Girlfriend

"My boyfriend once said he liked van gogh" van gogh themed birthday cake

i super glued a wedding ring on your finger while you were sleeping

i super glued a wedding ring on your finger while you were sleeping  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I killed your mom I'm the only one who is so post to see you naked. I don't care if she had to change your diaper when you were 5 months old.

I killed your mom I'm the only one who is so post to see you naked. I don't care  if she had to change your diaper when you were 5 months old.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

"Ouch, don't bite it off" Lol of course honey, how else will we have kids together?

Has her eyes open while making out with you "I wanted to kiss you with all of my senses functioning!"

Has her eyes open while making out with you

Kisses you for the first time "Now you are mine"

Kisses you for the first time

how did you know about my new phone numbers? I got them just in case someone misdialed you

how did you know about my new phone numbers? I got them just in case someone misdialed you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I said don't be a Debbie downer She said "Who's Debbie?"

I said don't be a Debbie downer She said

I just made a list of people to invite to our wedding

I just made a list of people to invite to our wedding  Overly Attached Girlfriend

you have a new female coworker? Should i be worried?

you have a new female coworker? Should i be worried?  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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