Overly Attached Girlfriend

I sold all of your bikes and bought us a tandem

I sold all of your bikes and bought us a tandem  Overly Attached Girlfriend

If you break up with me I will make your life a living hell.

If you break up with me I will make your life a living hell.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You should become a plastic surgeon! Then all your future girlfriends could look like me

You should become a plastic surgeon! Then all your future girlfriends could look like me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

finds blonde hair in fwb's bed later text him "i hope that blonde bitch goes into anaphylaxis when she sucks your dick"

finds blonde hair in fwb's bed later text him

my butthole

my butthole   Overly Attached Girlfriend

Hey I just met you, and you look skanky So if you touch my boyfriend, I'll stab your babies

Hey I just met you,
and you look skanky So if you touch my boyfriend,
I'll stab your babies  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Hey can you get me a drink from the bar? OMG WERE YOU FLIRTING with the bartender?!

Hey can you get me a drink
 from the bar? OMG WERE YOU FLIRTING with the bartender?!  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Sure I'll go out with you again. I'm ok with taking fart-gambles.

Sure I'll go out with you again. I'm ok with taking fart-gambles.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

A second date would be so awesome! You and your parents should be at my parents' house by noon.

A second date would be so awesome! You and your parents should be at my parents' house by noon.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You say goodbye to your sister Who was that slut and why were you hugging her?

You say goodbye to your sister Who was that slut and why were you hugging her?  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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