Overly Attached Girlfriend

i switched majors so we can be in all of the same classes

i switched majors so we can be in all of the same classes   Overly Attached Girlfriend

You say the small present isn't a ring But what if you're just trying to surprise me?

You say the small present isn't a ring But what if you're just trying to surprise me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Finds your old internet dating profile "you looked for other girlfriends?"

Finds your old internet dating profile

I Love your bowels movements they keep you healthy and happy

I Love your bowels movements they keep you healthy and happy  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but its your birthday so fuck me baby

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but its your birthday so fuck me baby   Overly Attached Girlfriend

you didn't text back with an "!" or an emoticon Why aren't you excited about seeing me?

you didn't text back with an

There was a blood elf (npc) in your warcraft window who is she

There was a blood elf (npc) in your warcraft window who is she  Overly Attached Girlfriend

i know you posted that on facebook i get alerts when you post anything

i know you posted that on facebook i get alerts when you post anything  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Who is Reddit? And what do you have to do with her?

Who is Reddit? And what do you have to do with her?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Every girl is a ho Except for me

Every girl is a ho Except for me  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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