Overly Attached Girlfriend

"OMG! that's our song!" ... every song

are you saying you love her more than me?

are you saying you love her more than me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I knitted you a jumper... from our plughole pubes

I knitted you a jumper... from our plughole pubes  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I like that you're defensive It means you'll probably get attached

I like that you're defensive It means you'll probably get attached  Overly Attached Girlfriend

your friends don't want me to join you for dinner tonight? fine, I'll just sit in the car and wait for you

your friends don't want me to join you for dinner tonight? fine, I'll just sit in the car and wait for you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Been dating for one week updated facebook relationship status to married

Been dating for one week updated facebook relationship status to married  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I've never met him in person But I'm going to marry him, and no one can stop me

I've never met him in person But I'm going to marry him, and no one can stop me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

How do you like your eggs? I like mine fertilized

How do you like 
your eggs? I like mine fertilized  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Looks at old pictures of you "He looks like our kid."

Looks at old pictures of you

Oh you were at Rita's eating italian ice? WHO IS RITA?!

Oh you were at Rita's eating italian ice? WHO IS RITA?!  Overly Attached Girlfriend
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