Paranoid Parrot

gf doesn't text back she's cheating on me

gf doesn't text back she's cheating on me  Paranoid Parrot

Mars rover curiosity lands safely Still worried about interview tomorrow

Mars rover curiosity lands safely Still worried about interview tomorrow  Paranoid Parrot

One downvote Oh god delete

One downvote Oh god delete  Paranoid Parrot

Sexting my bf check 20 times to make sure hes only recipient

Sexting my bf check 20 times to make sure hes only recipient  Paranoid Parrot

Finger Tingles STROKE!

Finger Tingles STROKE!  Paranoid Parrot

polly dont want a cracker, polly wants a frikin name change and one of those cheese and saltine packs ya know with the red stick to spread the cheese,

polly dont want a cracker, polly wants a frikin name change and one of those cheese and saltine packs ya know with the red stick to spread the cheese,  Paranoid Parrot

forgot whether or not i locked the door my house is gonna get robbed

forgot whether or not i locked the door my house is gonna get robbed  Paranoid Parrot

Person driving swerves once We are going to crash

Person driving swerves once We are going to crash  Paranoid Parrot

Uses macro to do work for him constantly checks computer to make sure its working

Uses macro to do work for him constantly checks computer to make sure its working  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing a one-way street looks both ways. twice.

Crossing a one-way street looks both ways. twice.  Paranoid Parrot
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