Paranoid Parrot

Saw "the hunger games." everyone in the parking lot wants to kill me.

Saw

Someone knocking on the door too hard? Death. he's come for me.

Someone knocking on the door too hard? Death. he's come for me.  Paranoid Parrot

Pet is staring at a blank wall House needs an exorcism

Pet is staring at a blank wall House needs an exorcism  Paranoid Parrot

Yes, er, no! YES, no, yes, no, yes, no... yesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesno

Yes, er, no!
YES, no, yes, no, yes, no... yesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesno  Paranoid Parrot

have to walk around west leaves 10 mins earlier

have to walk around west  leaves 10 mins earlier   Paranoid Parrot

not high on 4/20, walk past cops and stumble... they think i'm high!

not high on 4/20, walk past cops and stumble... they think i'm high!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears roommate speaking in foreign language is Plotting against me

Hears roommate speaking in foreign language  is Plotting against me  Paranoid Parrot

family member texts in the middle of the night "are you there" someone has died

family member texts in the middle of the night

shoe squeaks everyone thinks i farted

shoe squeaks  everyone thinks i farted  Paranoid Parrot

stubs toe on coffee table its broken!

stubs toe on coffee table  its broken!   Paranoid Parrot
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