Paranoid Parrot

SMELL BURNING TOAST PROBABLY HAVING A STROKE

SMELL BURNING TOAST PROBABLY HAVING A STROKE  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend is over for a nice dinner i'll burn the steak and harden the green beans!

girlfriend is over for a nice dinner i'll burn the steak and harden the green beans!  Paranoid Parrot

i got a $600 house tree my party guests will think it's a urinal

i got a $600 house tree my party guests will think it's a urinal  Paranoid Parrot

has dream about friends being violent towards her "they're planning to kill me!"

has dream about friends being violent towards her

friend you specifically want to talk to logs off facebook just as you sign on they hate me

friend you specifically want to talk to  logs off facebook just as you sign on they hate me  Paranoid Parrot

Lights go out in public restroom rapist

Lights go out in public restroom rapist  Paranoid Parrot

someone on tumbler changed both their profile pic and name. WHO THE fuck are you?

someone on tumbler changed both their profile pic and name. WHO THE fuck are you?  Paranoid Parrot

Shake strangers hand to seal the deal AIDS

Shake strangers hand to seal the deal AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

Hear people laughing Why are they making fun of me

Hear people laughing Why are they making fun of me  Paranoid Parrot

One wing bigger than the other People will think I masturbate

One wing bigger than the other People will think I masturbate  Paranoid Parrot
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