Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise outside while pirating software Its the FBI!

Hears noise outside while pirating software Its the FBI!  Paranoid Parrot

purchased item sets off alarm walking out of store "Oh God, I'm going to jail!"

purchased item sets off alarm walking out of store

Missed a spot on Monark's boots He's gonna toss me to the sharks

Missed a spot on Monark's boots He's gonna toss me to the sharks  Paranoid Parrot

I WATCH YOUTUBE Bush Sr. killed JFK Bush Killed JFK JR.

I WATCH YOUTUBE Bush Sr. killed JFK                                                           Bush  Killed JFK JR.  Paranoid Parrot

GET TO THE SUBWAY STATION COME BACK HOME BECAUSE THE OVEN MIGHT STILL BE ON

GET TO THE SUBWAY STATION COME BACK HOME BECAUSE THE OVEN MIGHT STILL BE ON  Paranoid Parrot

hasnt yet "liked" the Bible on Facebook i'm going to hell

hasnt yet

Blazing in park... homless man walking towards you RUN

Blazing in park... homless man walking towards you RUN  Paranoid Parrot

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Bitten by mosquito malaria

Bitten by mosquito malaria  Paranoid Parrot

In line for food alone Everyone thinks I'm fat

In line for food alone Everyone thinks I'm fat  Paranoid Parrot
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