Paranoid Parrot

Eat anything from bakesale LAXATIVES

Eat anything from bakesale LAXATIVES  Paranoid Parrot

Cop follows me on the way home Im going to jail

Cop follows me on the way home Im going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

Rip a blunt Everything I say is stupid

Rip a blunt Everything I say is stupid  Paranoid Parrot

Working hard or hardly working? I'm gonna get fired!

Working hard or hardly working? I'm gonna get fired!  Paranoid Parrot

CLOSE FRIEND JOKINGLY MAKES FUN OF YOU HE FUCKING HATES ME

CLOSE FRIEND JOKINGLY MAKES FUN OF YOU HE FUCKING HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot

knows phone is off for exam BETTER remove battery just in case

knows phone is off for exam BETTER remove battery just in case  Paranoid Parrot

my girlfriend is posting naked pictures without telling me! better examine the background closely to be sure it isn't her

my girlfriend is posting naked pictures without telling me! better examine the background closely to be sure it isn't her  Paranoid Parrot

Thought of a funny meme Doesn't post it just in case it looks like a repost

Thought of a funny meme Doesn't post it just in case it looks like a repost  Paranoid Parrot

a black man walks by takes hands out of pockets to avoid seeming racist and threatened

a black man walks by takes hands out of pockets to avoid seeming racist and threatened  Paranoid Parrot

Load clothes dryer Count cats before starting

Load clothes dryer Count cats before starting  Paranoid Parrot
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