Paranoid Parrot

Friend says he has weed "Tonight i dine in jail"

Friend says he has weed

Puts on Backpack double check to make sure it's zipped up

Puts on Backpack double check to make sure it's zipped up  Paranoid Parrot

"I need to switch lanes, guess i'll just check my blind spot" oh god oh god oh god

"Please click here to connect to the network." They kicked me off for downloading music illegally

Bosses are talking behind a closed door I MUST BE FIRED

Bosses are talking behind a  closed door I MUST BE FIRED  Paranoid Parrot

hears that the earth is not 6,000 years old says to stop attacking his religion

hears that the earth is not 6,000 years old says to stop attacking his religion  Paranoid Parrot

Online dating site asks for DOB Identity theft scam

Online dating site asks for DOB  Identity theft scam  Paranoid Parrot

read side-effects list before taking medication i already have those

read side-effects list before taking medication i already have those  Paranoid Parrot

Uses Friend's Laptop I am Touching his Semen

Uses Friend's Laptop I am Touching his Semen  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend sleeping over format drive

Girlfriend sleeping over format drive  Paranoid Parrot
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