Paranoid Parrot

Home Alone Locks bathroom doors

Home Alone Locks bathroom doors   Paranoid Parrot

the mailman is hours early what is he up to?

the mailman is hours early what is he up to?  Paranoid Parrot

Gets boner alone in bed tries to hide it

Gets boner alone in bed tries to hide it  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone Still covers dick when masturbating

Lives alone Still covers dick when masturbating  Paranoid Parrot

Overhears name in a conversation Obsess about it for the rest of the day

Overhears name in a conversation Obsess about it for the rest of the day  Paranoid Parrot

i want to be popular but i don't want people talking about me

i want to be popular but i don't want people talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

read askreddit "Tomorrow, I'm going on my first date ever" really nervous for the date i don't have tomorrow with that girl

read askreddit

Going over personality disorders in Psychology class "I have every single one of these"

Going over personality disorders in Psychology class

hear creak during the night ready the rape whistle

hear creak during the night ready the rape whistle  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs  Paranoid Parrot
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