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Paranoid Parrot

starts jogging thinks of how painful it would be if i tripped

starts jogging thinks of how painful it would be if i tripped Paranoid Parrot
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DELIBERATELY PEES BEFORE GOING TO BED CAN'T SLEEP FOR FEAR OF PEEING IN BED

DELIBERATELY PEES BEFORE GOING TO BED CAN'T SLEEP FOR FEAR OF PEEING IN BED Paranoid Parrot
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want to make a comment BETTER read every comment in the thread to make sure nobody has posted the exact same thing.

want to make a comment BETTER read every comment in the thread to make sure nobody has posted the exact same thing. Paranoid Parrot
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Truck parks in front of house during the afternoon Constantly look out window so I don't get murdered

Truck parks in front of house during the afternoon Constantly look out window so I don't get murdered Paranoid Parrot
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Open fresh milk from grocery store Sniff it to make sure it's good

Open fresh milk from grocery store Sniff it to make sure it's good Paranoid Parrot
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Wrote a bad word on my assignment Scribble on it for 20 minutes straight so they don't see it.

Wrote a bad word on my assignment Scribble on it for 20 minutes straight so they don't see it. Paranoid Parrot
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Introduced friends to my twin sister Now worried they'll like her more than me

Introduced friends to my twin sister Now worried they'll like her more than me Paranoid Parrot
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everytime i post after 1 AM it gets downvoted in 2 seconds. the australians hate me.

everytime i post after 1 AM it gets downvoted in 2 seconds. the australians hate me. Paranoid Parrot
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what you looking at do I have something on my face

what you looking at do I have something on my face Paranoid Parrot
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watches G.i joe thinks cobra is a real terrorist organisation threatening the usa

watches G.i joe thinks cobra is a real terrorist organisation threatening the usa Paranoid Parrot
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