Paranoid Parrot

Smoking weed in the basement Takes 3 fans and sprays 5 cans of Axe to hide smell

Smoking weed in the basement Takes 3 fans and sprays 5 cans of Axe to hide smell  Paranoid Parrot

GETS SMALL HEADACHE "I'M HAVING AN Aneurysm"

GETS SMALL HEADACHE

beat off in public They know!

beat off in public They know!  Paranoid Parrot

Hit a bump on road I just ran over a person

Hit a bump on road I just ran over a person  Paranoid Parrot

Acquaintance gives you a teddy bear leave it outside your room for fear of hidden surveillance equipment

Acquaintance gives you a teddy bear  leave it outside your room for fear of hidden surveillance equipment  Paranoid Parrot

two friends texting at the same time they must be talking about me

two friends texting at the same time they must be talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

Ps 3 freezes first time ylod

Ps 3 freezes first time ylod  Paranoid Parrot

Has had electric bill on autopay for years Momentarily panics thinking she hasn't paid the electric bill

Has had electric bill on autopay for years Momentarily panics thinking she hasn't paid the electric bill  Paranoid Parrot

German friend said he loves Blue Eyes White Dragon I told him I hate showers

German friend said he loves Blue Eyes White Dragon I told him I hate showers  Paranoid Parrot

Cute girl checking you out She is most definitely a spy

Cute girl checking you out She is most definitely a spy  Paranoid Parrot
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