Paranoid Parrot

Hears car outside at night Mentally prepares for it crashing through the wall

Hears car outside at night Mentally prepares for it crashing through the wall  Paranoid Parrot

farts looks around for the next minute to see if anyone blames you with their eyes

farts looks around for the next minute to see if anyone blames you with their eyes   Paranoid Parrot

Clicks on a hazardous link while facebook is open makes sure it didnt post a status

Clicks on a hazardous link while facebook is open  makes sure it didnt post a status  Paranoid Parrot

Yeah, Gurrl.

Yeah, Gurrl.  Paranoid Parrot

looks at friends ipod, has none on the same music YOURE a freak

looks at friends ipod, has none on the same music  YOURE a freak   Paranoid Parrot

rumors of Afp album oh my god! radiohead is spliting up

rumors of Afp album oh my god! radiohead is spliting up  Paranoid Parrot

curious object rolled in a carpet at fishing spot dead body

curious object rolled in a carpet at fishing spot dead body  Paranoid Parrot

going to the mall, driving red toyota stolen for sure!

going to the mall, driving red toyota stolen for sure!  Paranoid Parrot

get powerful weapon in video game never use

get powerful weapon in video game never use  Paranoid Parrot

feels slight tickle on arm SPIDER

feels slight tickle on arm SPIDER  Paranoid Parrot
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