Paranoid Parrot

stranger passes close in a crowded place check if wallet is in place

stranger passes close in a crowded place check if wallet
is in place  Paranoid Parrot

open oven door eyes are melting

open oven door eyes are melting  Paranoid Parrot

Warcruff = Pretty good monkey Gears camo = Shit

Warcruff = Pretty good monkey  Gears camo = Shit  Paranoid Parrot

See roach before bed, lose it It's in my bed

See roach before bed, lose it It's in my bed  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone at the dead of night - hears knocking in my house Make a will

Home alone at the dead of night - hears knocking in my house Make a will  Paranoid Parrot

I am a bird what do you want!!!! make sure I didn't share it on facebook

I am a bird what do you want!!!! make sure I didn't share it on facebook  Paranoid Parrot

parents catch you masturbating stare at them in the eye and finsih

parents catch you masturbating stare at them in the eye and finsih  Paranoid Parrot

life gives you lemons pray you aren't allergic to them

life gives you lemons pray you aren't allergic to them  Paranoid Parrot

Has 10 dollars in his backpack opens it up every second to make sure it's there

Has 10 dollars in his backpack opens it up every second to make sure it's there  Paranoid Parrot

Gets the sniffles Checks WebMD for rare allergies

Gets the sniffles Checks WebMD for rare allergies  Paranoid Parrot
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