Paranoid Parrot

Home alone, need to pee WINDOWS KEY + L

Home alone, need to pee WINDOWS KEY + L  Paranoid Parrot

hear noise when home alone i'm dead, i'm dead, i'm so totally dead

hear noise when home alone i'm dead, i'm dead, i'm so totally dead  Paranoid Parrot

Everyone who replies to me on Reddit Must be someone I know in person

Everyone who replies to me on Reddit Must be someone I know in person  Paranoid Parrot

talking about someone turns off phone to make sure they don't hear the conversation

talking about someone turns off phone to make sure they don't hear the conversation  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a cold in June Must have caught HIV

Gets a cold in June Must have caught
 HIV  Paranoid Parrot

the nsa intercepts communications? They must intently track mine

the nsa intercepts communications? They must intently track mine  Paranoid Parrot

Gorgeous girl smiles at me in restaurant Instinctively smile back, forgetting that my mouth is full of food.

Gorgeous girl smiles at me in restaurant Instinctively smile back, forgetting that my mouth is full of food.   Paranoid Parrot

eat eating seedless watermelon, find seed they're plotting to kill me

eat eating seedless watermelon, find seed they're plotting to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

OJO CON EL TERRORISTA hector ATLANTICSOFT.US

OJO CON EL TERRORISTA hector ATLANTICSOFT.US  Paranoid Parrot

Power goes out They're coming

Power goes out They're coming  Paranoid Parrot
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