Paranoid Parrot

Leave cell phone on part of body for too long stomach cancer

Leave cell phone on part of body for too long stomach cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Friend doesn't want to watch movie with me HE HATES ME!

Friend doesn't want to watch movie with me HE HATES ME!  Paranoid Parrot

Mate's talking about the subject of rape. Shouts me a drink whats he done to the drink!

Mate's talking about the subject of rape. 
Shouts me a drink whats he done to the drink!  Paranoid Parrot

ANSWER PHONE BOOTH SOMEONES WATCHING ME WITH A SNIPER

ANSWER PHONE BOOTH SOMEONES WATCHING ME WITH A SNIPER  Paranoid Parrot

Go to smoke a bowl lock the door

Go to smoke a bowl lock the door  Paranoid Parrot

Can't find your items at the store quick enough they're calling the cops

Can't find your items at the store quick enough they're calling the cops
  Paranoid Parrot

gang posted can resist trollig

gang posted can resist trollig  Paranoid Parrot

Goes into a room with a spider in it. Spider moves Get the fuck out of there! Caption 3 goes here

Goes into a room with a spider in it. Spider moves Get the fuck out of there! Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

Dog suddenly stares at spot on wall Paranormal activity

Dog suddenly stares at spot on wall Paranormal activity  Paranoid Parrot

final exam tomorrow morning stay up all night

final exam tomorrow morning stay up all night  Paranoid Parrot
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