Paranoid Parrot

Headlights behind you driving at night Pull into neighbor's driveway so they don't know where I live

Headlights behind you driving at night Pull into neighbor's driveway so they don't know where I live  Paranoid Parrot

Neugebauer picked taric someone better queue dodge

Neugebauer picked taric someone better queue dodge  Paranoid Parrot

backpack slightly nudges thieves all around me

backpack slightly nudges thieves all around me  Paranoid Parrot

Listening to something that might be embarrassing Takes of headphones every 10 minutes to make sure speakers are still muted.

Listening to something that might be embarrassing Takes of headphones every 10 minutes to make sure speakers are still muted.  Paranoid Parrot

has 66 link karma makes shitty post to get off evil number

has 66 link karma makes shitty post to get off evil number  Paranoid Parrot

test just happens to be handed back face-down on desk definitely failed

test just happens to be handed back face-down on desk definitely failed  Paranoid Parrot

webcam with girlfriend better check my breath first

webcam with girlfriend better check my breath first  Paranoid Parrot

"TURN IT TO THE RIGHT 3 TIMES" BETTER TURN IT 20 JUST TO BE SAFE

Car alarm goes off at night Killer is using noise to mask his approach

Car alarm goes off at night Killer is using noise to mask his approach  Paranoid Parrot

Can easily do math question mentally Uses calculator anyway

Can easily do math question mentally Uses calculator anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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