Paranoid Parrot

Person I respectfully disagree with has 1 downvote He's gonna think i did it

Person I respectfully disagree with has 1 downvote He's gonna think i did it  Paranoid Parrot

Sees pin code in random number now everyone knows

Sees pin code in random number now everyone knows  Paranoid Parrot

someone walks in your bathroom "FUCK, DID I FLUSH THE TOILET"

someone walks in your bathroom

hear liquid trickling outside door door definitely getting pissed on

hear liquid trickling outside door door definitely getting pissed on  Paranoid Parrot

people looking at me i have a booger

people looking at me i have a booger  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up to bug bite Bed Bugs

Wake up to bug bite Bed Bugs  Paranoid Parrot

LEAVE CLOSET DOOR OPEN AT NIGHT SEE FACES

LEAVE CLOSET DOOR OPEN AT NIGHT SEE FACES  Paranoid Parrot

play halo Oh god i think my intelligence level has dropped

play halo Oh god i think my intelligence level has dropped  Paranoid Parrot

wait parrots can't type

wait parrots can't type  Paranoid Parrot

Uses jeans and someone says that my zipper is down checks it every 10 minutes after that

Uses jeans and someone says that my zipper is down checks it every 10 minutes after that  Paranoid Parrot
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