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scared of potential murderers behind the shower curtain gets sliding glass doors

scared of potential murderers behind the shower curtain gets sliding glass doors Paranoid Parrot
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Flicks cigg and misses ash tray goes outside five minutes later to make sure nothings on fire

Flicks cigg and misses ash tray goes outside five minutes later to make sure nothings on fire Paranoid Parrot
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using public bathroom and some on walks in lifts up leg so they don't know im in there

using public bathroom and some on walks in lifts up leg so they don't know im in there Paranoid Parrot
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whats this weird bump on my arm oh god its cancer!!

whats this weird bump on my arm oh god its cancer!! Paranoid Parrot
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Reddit is down I must be missing a really good AMA

Reddit is down I must be missing a really good AMA Paranoid Parrot
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Stand with back pressed to wall to make sure no one pushes me in front of the arriving train

Stand with back pressed to wall to make sure no one pushes me in front of the arriving train Paranoid Parrot
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Still not convinced that java isn't a virus

Still not convinced that java isn't a virus Paranoid Parrot
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Walks on side of the road facing oncoming traffic. More chance to spot rampaging vehicle before lifeless body catapulted 50 feet into the sky.

Walks on side of the road facing oncoming traffic. More chance to spot rampaging vehicle before lifeless body catapulted 50 feet into the sky. Paranoid Parrot
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Aging parent gets a cold start writing a eulogy

Aging parent gets a cold start writing a eulogy Paranoid Parrot
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Heard a footstep on upstairs My time has come

Heard a footstep on upstairs My time has come Paranoid Parrot
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