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Paranoid Parrot

makes a slight sound at night people below me are going to report me for being noisy

makes a slight sound at night people below me are going to report me for being noisy Paranoid Parrot
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if i keep tissues in my room everyone will think i use them for fapping

if i keep tissues in my room everyone will think i use them for fapping Paranoid Parrot
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Poops in bathroom with laptop and door open So no one thinks I'm masturbating.

Poops in bathroom with laptop and door open So no one thinks I'm masturbating. Paranoid Parrot
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Wearing athletic shorts to class look down every 10 seconds to make sure the outline of my penis isn't visible

Wearing athletic shorts to class look down every 10 seconds to make sure the outline of my penis isn't visible Paranoid Parrot
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balls itch std

balls itch std Paranoid Parrot
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pierces film a 'few' times better pierce it twenty more times

pierces film a 'few' times better pierce it twenty more times Paranoid Parrot
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Uses incognito window on own computer

Uses incognito window on own computer Paranoid Parrot
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Copy and pasting some words Might as well press crtl+c 25 times

Copy and pasting some words Might as well press crtl+c 25 times Paranoid Parrot
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my line was too thick, they're not going to count my vote.

my line was too thick, they're not going to count my vote. Paranoid Parrot
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Supervisor talks about poor job performances throughout the past month Definitely about me

Supervisor talks about poor job performances throughout the past month Definitely about me Paranoid Parrot
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