Paranoid Parrot

Punch Clock Won't Let me punch in for work im getting fired

Punch Clock Won't Let me punch in for work im getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

About to fap put electrical tape over the web cam, just in case

About to fap put electrical tape over the web cam, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

pasting something into ms paint makes template 1 by 1 pixels just to be safe

pasting something into ms paint makes template 1 by 1 pixels just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

Furnace starts up in apartment They're coming for me

Furnace starts up in apartment They're coming for me  Paranoid Parrot

Fart while walking in hallway oh god everyone knows it was me

Fart while walking in hallway oh god everyone knows it was me  Paranoid Parrot

first to leave exam hall they're judging me

first to leave exam hall they're judging me  Paranoid Parrot

downloads file from internet runs full computer virus scan

downloads file from internet runs full computer virus scan  Paranoid Parrot

Kill the president Hide the body

Kill the president Hide the body  Paranoid Parrot

slight indigestion pain "fuck, my appendix"

slight indigestion pain

pee a little more often than usual oh god it's diabetes

pee a little more often than usual oh god it's diabetes  Paranoid Parrot
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