Paranoid Parrot

Realizes plug left on during holiday Book return flight home

Realizes plug left on during holiday Book return flight home  Paranoid Parrot

Hypnotoad He's My Bitch

Hypnotoad He's My Bitch  Paranoid Parrot

Hear loud noise... Quickly hide under your bed, and begin pumping BB gun.

Hear loud noise... Quickly hide under your bed, and begin pumping BB gun.  Paranoid Parrot

experience spontaneous erection while driving paraphilia

experience spontaneous erection while driving paraphilia  Paranoid Parrot

See Donnie Darko at 21 See rabbit heads everywhere

See Donnie Darko at 21 See rabbit heads everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

Smell poop when you walk into the bathroom Walk out so people don't think it's you

Smell poop when you walk into the bathroom Walk out so people don't think it's you  Paranoid Parrot

Pretty girl comes over to talk to me Prostitute!

Pretty girl comes over to talk to me Prostitute!  Paranoid Parrot

fall asleep later than usual insomnia

fall asleep later than usual insomnia  Paranoid Parrot

shoes not where i left them someone has framed me for murder

shoes not where i left them someone has framed me for murder  Paranoid Parrot

Touch raw chicken SALMONELLA

Touch raw chicken SALMONELLA  Paranoid Parrot
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