Paranoid Parrot

tape laptop webcam just in case

tape laptop webcam just in case  Paranoid Parrot

See friend log out of Facebook as I log in. They must be avoiding me.

See friend log out of Facebook as I log in. They must be 
avoiding me.  Paranoid Parrot

Webcam is turned off unplugs and turns it around

Webcam is turned off unplugs and turns it around  Paranoid Parrot

All my posts have downvotes? It must be a group of downvoting stalkers aimed only at me

All my posts have downvotes? It must be a group of downvoting stalkers aimed only at me  Paranoid Parrot

Ammo close to full Better reload just in case

Ammo close to full Better reload just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Been 3 seconds... Better make sure nothing has fallen out of my pockets.

Been 3 seconds... Better make sure nothing has fallen out of my pockets.  Paranoid Parrot

Just submitted a post to Reddit Must refresh the page every 10 seconds to check for down votes

Just submitted a post to Reddit Must refresh the page every 10 seconds to check for down votes   Paranoid Parrot

Adding up a series of numbers with zero in it type "+0" on calculator just to be sure

Adding up a series of numbers with zero in it type

Hit a crack in the pavement and fly off board immediately look around to see if anyone saw

Hit a crack in the pavement and fly off board immediately look around to see if anyone saw  Paranoid Parrot

CAR BEHIND CHANGES LANES AT THE SAME TIME JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE ON TO ME

CAR BEHIND CHANGES LANES AT THE SAME TIME JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE ON TO ME  Paranoid Parrot
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