Paranoid Parrot

made front page now they will hunt me down

made front page now they will hunt me down  Paranoid Parrot

cop is driving behind me oh god i know i'm doing something wrong

cop is driving behind me  oh god i know i'm doing something wrong  Paranoid Parrot

is 18 still checks under bed every night

is 18 still checks under bed every night  Paranoid Parrot

Save save

Save save  Paranoid Parrot

watches arachnophobia checks under toilet seat before pooping

watches arachnophobia checks under toilet seat before pooping  Paranoid Parrot

read amusing google auto-fill post check google to make sure

read amusing google auto-fill post check google to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

the air shifts one of your nose hairs for the rest of class check for a booger hanging out

the air shifts one of your nose hairs for the rest of class check for a booger hanging out  Paranoid Parrot

doesn't cover self with blanket thinks he is unprotected

doesn't cover self with blanket thinks he is unprotected
  Paranoid Parrot

Save game, leave save spot before turning off Go back and save again

Save game, leave save spot before turning off Go back and save again  Paranoid Parrot

make eye contact with black man wearing a hood oh shit oh shit oh shit

make eye contact with black man wearing a hood oh shit oh shit oh shit  Paranoid Parrot
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