Paranoid Parrot

Somebody made this? How fucking retarded are you people?

Somebody made this? How fucking retarded are you people?  Paranoid Parrot

Movie comes out with a vaguely similar plot to a story I wrote two years ago They stole my idea

Movie comes out with a vaguely similar plot to a story I wrote two years ago They stole my idea  Paranoid Parrot

Bidding on two items that are alike on Ebay. Winning both of them.

Bidding on two items that are alike on Ebay. Winning both of them.   Paranoid Parrot

Smoked weed everybody is out to get me.

Smoked weed everybody is out to get me.  Paranoid Parrot

Joe has hairy legs That's it

Joe has hairy legs  That's it  Paranoid Parrot

feel drop on head, it's not raining aww crap

feel drop on head, it's not raining aww crap  Paranoid Parrot

mailbox is empty its been ransacked

mailbox is empty its been ransacked  Paranoid Parrot

Set alarm clock Make sure its on a.m

Set alarm clock Make sure its on a.m  Paranoid Parrot

In Bathroom, Guy next to me whips out his phone. HE TOOK A PICTURE OF MY DICK

In Bathroom, Guy next to me whips out his phone. HE TOOK A PICTURE OF MY DICK  Paranoid Parrot

Touch screen not working I'm a ghost!

Touch screen not working I'm a ghost!  Paranoid Parrot
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