Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doesn't text back is getting gang-banged by a football team

girlfriend doesn't text back is getting gang-banged by a football team  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone still lock the door when i go to the bathroom

Home alone still lock the door when i go to the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

leaves crunching in the distance jason vorhees

leaves crunching in the distance jason vorhees  Paranoid Parrot

cat sits on lap it wants to kill me

cat sits on lap it wants to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

Go into room flip light switch, light doesn't go on They've already cut the power!

Go into room flip light switch, light doesn't go on They've already cut the power!  Paranoid Parrot

see a picture of the world's largest spider crap, it's on me

see a picture of the world's largest spider crap, it's on me  Paranoid Parrot

Boss is hiring interns I'm getting replaced

Boss is hiring interns I'm getting replaced  Paranoid Parrot

Dorm makes noise at 3am ROBBERS

Dorm makes noise at 3am ROBBERS  Paranoid Parrot

take a giant dump before class keep smelling myself to make sure i dont smell like poop

take a giant dump before class keep smelling myself to make sure i dont smell like poop  Paranoid Parrot

Someone doesn't text back What if they died?!

Someone doesn't text back What if they died?!  Paranoid Parrot
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