Paranoid Parrot

start mission immediately turn around to check for items

start mission immediately turn around to check for items  Paranoid Parrot

Is a virgin Has regular STD Checks

Is a virgin Has regular STD Checks  Paranoid Parrot

Gets an annual Physical Exam Every 6 months

Gets an annual Physical Exam Every 6 months   Paranoid Parrot

writes "analyze" backwards in case of heart attack in the middle

writes

goes to the bathroom and locks the door check the lock several times while you're in there just in case

goes to the bathroom and locks the door check the lock several times while you're in there just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Virus scan finds a suspicious file Time to buy a new computer

Virus scan finds a suspicious file Time to buy a new computer  Paranoid Parrot

knows proper use of "your/you're" Avoids using them anyway

knows proper use of

toilet is stopped shit in sink

toilet is stopped shit in sink  Paranoid Parrot

Overtaken O RLY Owl Or have I?

Overtaken O RLY Owl Or have I?  Paranoid Parrot

go on tumblr see a million of these

go on tumblr see a million of these  Paranoid Parrot
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