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Paranoid Parrot

Period slightly later than usual Omg i must be pregnant

Period slightly later than usual Omg i must be pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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sitting in public think everybody is listening to your conversation.

sitting in public think everybody is listening to your conversation. Paranoid Parrot
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bought $8 running shoes a $50 pair will just get stolen

bought $8 running shoes a $50 pair will just get stolen Paranoid Parrot
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Phone rings at 2am Oh god mom's dead

Phone rings at 2am Oh god mom's dead Paranoid Parrot
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Get in bed, about to fall asleep WHAT THE FUCK JUST BRUSHED MY LEG

Get in bed, about to fall asleep WHAT THE FUCK JUST BRUSHED MY LEG Paranoid Parrot
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I dont always slow down when I drive But when i do, it's because i see a police car

I dont always slow down when I drive But when i do, it's because i see a police car Paranoid Parrot
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doorbell rings while you're home alone lock the doors and stay away from the windows

doorbell rings while you're home alone lock the doors and stay away from the windows Paranoid Parrot
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Suspicious of 11 year old daughter going to a friend's sleepover Finds out friend has a stash of horror movies in her brother's bedroom

Suspicious of 11 year old daughter going to a friend's sleepover Finds out friend has a stash of horror movies in her brother's bedroom Paranoid Parrot
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see headlights behind you at night it's a cop

see headlights behind you at night it's a cop Paranoid Parrot
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Asshole's wet oh god its bleeding

Asshole's wet oh god its bleeding Paranoid Parrot
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