quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Paranoid Parrot

Goes to New York Carries fake wallets for potential muggers

Goes to New York Carries fake wallets for potential muggers Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

hears noise in garage while home alone. better lock garage door and dial 911 just in case.

hears noise in garage while home alone. better lock garage door and dial 911 just in case. Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Nobody 'likes' your Facebook status everyone hates me

Nobody 'likes' your Facebook status everyone hates me Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

school's intercom comes on with no one speaking Intruder alert

school's intercom comes on with no one speaking Intruder alert Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Shower Curtain Closed Must be dead body behind it

Shower Curtain Closed Must be dead body behind it Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

RANDOM DRIVER FLASHES HIS LIGHTS AT ME OH GOD, MY CAR IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

RANDOM DRIVER FLASHES HIS LIGHTS AT ME OH GOD, MY CAR IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Changes answer on a standardized test Erases a hole through the paper

Changes answer on a standardized test Erases a hole through the paper Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Someone liked my Facebook status It must be a sympathy like

Someone liked my Facebook status It must be a sympathy like Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Listening to music on public transport keep taking out earphones to make sure others can't hear

Listening to music on public transport keep taking out earphones to make sure others can't hear Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Doesn't want to get caught for downloading torrents downloads to external hard drive so it's not on his computer

Doesn't want to get caught for downloading torrents downloads to external hard drive so it's not on his computer Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

106 shares

Like us for More!