Paranoid Parrot

REASONABLE SCENARIO X HILARIOUS INTERPRETATION OF X

REASONABLE SCENARIO X HILARIOUS INTERPRETATION OF X   Paranoid Parrot

Got over cold two days ago. Still takes twice as long to warm up and high notes are shaky. must be nodes

Got over cold two days ago. Still takes twice as long to warm up and high notes are shaky. must be nodes  Paranoid Parrot

last patiant in bed had aids now i have aids

last patiant in bed had aids now i have aids  Paranoid Parrot

paranoid parrot sound like me must get tested

paranoid parrot sound like me must get tested  Paranoid Parrot

Use Smoke Bomb when it cools down. Every time.

Use Smoke Bomb when it cools down. Every time.  Paranoid Parrot

demore muito em sua ida ao banheiro todo mundo pensa que voce cagou

demore muito em sua ida ao banheiro todo mundo pensa que voce cagou  Paranoid Parrot

jump into bed man underneath gonna grab your ankles

jump into bed man underneath gonna grab your ankles  Paranoid Parrot

see facebook status complaining about someone it's about me

see facebook status complaining about someone it's about me  Paranoid Parrot

About to take a shit in the school bathroom, someone walks in.. My worst nightmare!

About to take a shit in the school bathroom, someone walks in.. My worst nightmare!  Paranoid Parrot

Fast Food drive through line people think i'm fat

Fast Food drive through line people think i'm fat  Paranoid Parrot
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