Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with black man on street slowly draw out pepper spray

Make eye contact with black man on street slowly draw out pepper spray  Paranoid Parrot

turn on microwave cup balls for protection

turn on microwave cup balls for protection  Paranoid Parrot

underage girl messages you on kik Your 24 year old male perverseness will leak through no matter what you do

underage girl messages you on kik Your 24 year old male perverseness will leak through no matter what you do  Paranoid Parrot

Reads all of the terms and conditions Twice

Reads all of the terms and conditions  Twice  Paranoid Parrot

Someone looking at me instead of bowing head during prayer Must be condemning me to hell in his prayers

Someone looking at me instead of bowing head during prayer Must be condemning me to hell in his prayers  Paranoid Parrot

Fan speed increase while not using PC Unhook Ethernet. Change all passwords.

Fan speed increase while not using PC Unhook Ethernet. Change all passwords.  Paranoid Parrot

Drives the speed limit slams on brakes at the site of a cop

Drives the speed limit slams on brakes at the site of a cop  Paranoid Parrot

items not selling immediately better check shop wizard to see if i'm being undercut

items not selling immediately better check shop wizard to see if i'm being undercut  Paranoid Parrot

Curtains open they're watching

Curtains open they're watching  Paranoid Parrot

Pulled over by cop in west Texas It's Javier Bardem...with a bolt pistol

Pulled over by cop in west Texas It's Javier Bardem...with a bolt pistol  Paranoid Parrot
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