Paranoid Parrot

Don't fap in front of your parent's cat It's a spy

Don't fap in front of your parent's cat It's a spy  Paranoid Parrot

"Derp blinks away" WHERE IZ TEH FACKING BARD?!?!?1?ONE?!?!

Teacher knows my name I'm doomed

Teacher knows my name I'm doomed   Paranoid Parrot

goes to a farm feels like the cows are going to kill him

goes to a farm feels like the cows are going to kill him  Paranoid Parrot

Sees neighbor put computer out to curb for trash Takes it What if it wasn't meant to be trash

Sees neighbor put computer out to curb for trash Takes it What if it wasn't meant to be trash  Paranoid Parrot

House Sits Anything could be a hidden camera

House Sits Anything could be a hidden camera  Paranoid Parrot

Just stole 10 Bloodpacks EVERYONE IS CHASING MEEEEH!

Just stole 10 Bloodpacks EVERYONE IS CHASING MEEEEH!  Paranoid Parrot

Has stomach ache Probably appendicitis

Has stomach ache Probably appendicitis
  Paranoid Parrot

finds out a friend likes his girlfriend casually tells everyone to make sure the friend stays away from her

finds out a friend likes his girlfriend casually tells everyone to make sure the friend stays away from her  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally enter a letter wrong while typing password erase it all and start over

Accidentally enter a letter wrong while typing password erase it all and start over  Paranoid Parrot
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