Paranoid Parrot

hears strange sound from beneath floor while pooping butt snakes

hears strange sound from beneath floor while pooping butt snakes  Paranoid Parrot

drink from water fountain afraid someone will knock my mouth down into nozzle.

drink from water fountain afraid someone will knock my mouth down into nozzle.  Paranoid Parrot

Personal laptop only used by me Still makes sure to always go Incognito

Personal laptop only used by me Still makes sure to always go Incognito  Paranoid Parrot

Theater shooting Netflix-only for at least 13 months

Theater shooting Netflix-only for at least 13 months  Paranoid Parrot

Driving on the freeway and notices the next car over braking drastically brakes too.

Driving on the freeway and notices the next car over  braking drastically  brakes too.  Paranoid Parrot

check for domain name availability Website I'm checking on will buy it immediately if I don't

check for domain name availability Website I'm checking on will buy it immediately if I don't  Paranoid Parrot

toilet paper in washroom consistently hung in underhanded fashion janitor hates us

toilet paper in washroom consistently hung in underhanded fashion janitor hates us  Paranoid Parrot

Someone is nice to you Start question his/her motive

Someone is nice to you Start question his/her motive  Paranoid Parrot

April fools' day Doesn't leave house

April fools' day Doesn't leave house  Paranoid Parrot

Traveling to AFA.. Checks to see if he has his black book 7 times every hour.

Traveling to AFA.. Checks to see if he has his black book 7 times every hour.   Paranoid Parrot
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