Paranoid Parrot

Prepares to turn corner sticks out hand to make sure he doesnt crash into anyone

Prepares to turn corner sticks out hand to make sure he doesnt crash into anyone  Paranoid Parrot

Makes mess out of pantry for lunch Forgets to close door and later thinks someone broke in and stole a bunch of food

Makes mess out of pantry for lunch Forgets to close door and later thinks someone broke in and stole a bunch of food  Paranoid Parrot

Catches cold Better write my will

Catches cold Better write my will  Paranoid Parrot

toilet paper clean wipe again just to be sure

toilet paper clean wipe again just to be sure   Paranoid Parrot

Park car in completely flat spot Pull E-Break in Case of Earth Quake

Park car in completely flat spot Pull E-Break in Case of Earth Quake  Paranoid Parrot

Lock car doors In case someone opens door and drags you out

Lock car doors In case someone opens door and drags you out
  Paranoid Parrot

Heart burps DEAD in a minute

Heart burps DEAD in a minute  Paranoid Parrot

sets one spell/trap card its fucking mirror force

sets one spell/trap card its fucking mirror force  Paranoid Parrot

yeah man more cups

yeah man more cups
  Paranoid Parrot

look airport security in the eye OH GOD I'M A TERRORIST

look airport security in the eye OH GOD I'M A TERRORIST  Paranoid Parrot
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