Paranoid Parrot

Hear people walking behind you Speed walk

Hear people walking behind you Speed walk  Paranoid Parrot

drink a single beer, drive home every car is a cop car

drink a single beer, drive home every car is a cop car  Paranoid Parrot

See reflection of own eyes in window Holy shit Senderman

See reflection of own eyes in window Holy shit Senderman  Paranoid Parrot

In public bathroom, someone sneezes Wash hands for 20 minutes, use hand sanitizer on way out.

In public bathroom, someone sneezes  Wash hands for 20 minutes, use hand sanitizer on way out.  Paranoid Parrot

Man walking behind me at night Turn random corner and run

Man walking behind me at night Turn random corner and run  Paranoid Parrot

Light rain outside OH GOD MY COMPUTER IS DESTROYED.

Light rain outside OH GOD MY COMPUTER IS DESTROYED.  Paranoid Parrot

cellphone in front pocket Testicular cancer

cellphone in front pocket Testicular cancer  Paranoid Parrot

POLLY WANT A CRACKER ... or am i just being mind controlled again

POLLY WANT A CRACKER ... or am i just being mind controlled again  Paranoid Parrot

Don't close your eyes in the shower. That's when they kill you.

Don't close your eyes in the shower. That's when they kill you.  Paranoid Parrot

Cybered with a someone named Jasmine, thought sexy thoughts. Wait a minute, women don't talk to me. OH DEAR GOD SHE MUST HAVE BEEN A MAN!

Cybered with a someone named Jasmine, thought sexy thoughts. Wait a minute, women don't talk to me. OH DEAR GOD SHE MUST HAVE BEEN A MAN!  Paranoid Parrot
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