Paranoid Parrot

Co-worker a few hours late getting to work. DEAD IN DITCH

Co-worker a few hours late getting to work. DEAD IN DITCH  Paranoid Parrot

Most of what we think we see... Oh god

Most of what we think we see... Oh god  Paranoid Parrot

Go to store wearing shirt sold at store They must think i stole it

Go to store wearing shirt sold at store They must think i stole it  Paranoid Parrot

Haven't checked my secret chest in a while stolen

Haven't checked my secret chest in a while stolen  Paranoid Parrot

helicopter spotlighting the neighborhood murderer in my backyard

helicopter spotlighting the neighborhood murderer in my backyard  Paranoid Parrot

profile views goes up oh god they are going to kill me

profile views goes up oh god they are    going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

presses + on the calculator presses it 5 more times to be sure

presses + on the calculator presses it 5 more times to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Right turn in 74 KM? Better change lanes

Right turn in 74 KM? Better change lanes  Paranoid Parrot

low flying airplane over flies over my apartment probably a terrorist

low flying airplane over flies over my apartment probably a terrorist  Paranoid Parrot

New Girlfriend doesn't seem have a period Must be a transvestite

New Girlfriend doesn't seem have a period Must be a transvestite  Paranoid Parrot
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