Paranoid Parrot

Are they looking for a new job? Or should I be?

Are they looking for a new job? Or should I be?  Paranoid Parrot

spell check doesn't correct word mistype just to make sure

spell check doesn't correct word mistype just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

passes a cop car better turn down the radio.

passes a cop car better turn down the radio.  Paranoid Parrot

walking at night and see a rope on the sidewalk fuck a snake

walking at night and see a rope on the sidewalk fuck a snake  Paranoid Parrot

sees footprints on the ground assumes it's ball historical society

sees footprints on the ground assumes it's ball historical society  Paranoid Parrot

drives by car similar to his makes sure he's driving the right car

drives by car similar to his makes sure he's driving the right car  Paranoid Parrot

Reads insightful and/or heartfelt comment Scours user's entire post history looking for inconsistencies before upvoting

Reads insightful and/or heartfelt comment Scours user's entire post history looking for inconsistencies before upvoting  Paranoid Parrot

nobody "like"s new durham saints meme within thirty seconds *delete *delete *delete *delete *delete *delete

nobody

Lock's Apartment Door and walks to car Runs back to check if the door's locked

Lock's Apartment Door and walks to car Runs back to check if the door's locked  Paranoid Parrot

lives in apartment complex thinks all the neighboors are talking about him

lives in apartment complex thinks all the neighboors are talking about him   Paranoid Parrot
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