Paranoid Parrot

Support guy doesn't reply for a few minutes? He's gone

Support guy doesn't reply for a few minutes? He's gone  Paranoid Parrot

Boss is letting me leave an hour early... Crap. He's going to fire me.

Boss is letting me leave an hour early... Crap. He's going to fire me.  Paranoid Parrot

Sees 8 cop cars throughout the day Must be prime suspect in all crimes ever

Sees 8 cop cars throughout the day Must be prime suspect in all crimes ever  Paranoid Parrot

Sees admired celebrity insulted in reddit post "I better comment something good about them so if they see the insult they know I'm one of the good ones"

Sees admired celebrity insulted in reddit post

scared to check bank account

 scared to check bank account  Paranoid Parrot

"THE Flash drive you removed was not properly put away" i just lost everything

Receive friend request Go over own profile before accepting

Receive friend request Go over own profile before accepting  Paranoid Parrot

outdoors without sunscreen skin cancer

outdoors without sunscreen skin cancer  Paranoid Parrot

2012? what if rush was off by 1 number?

2012? what if rush was off by 1 number?  Paranoid Parrot

press lock button on car keys lock lock lock lock lock

press lock button on car keys lock lock lock lock lock  Paranoid Parrot
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