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Paranoid Parrot

Open skylight over bathroom at night Someone is up there watching me poop

Open skylight over bathroom at night Someone is up there watching me poop Paranoid Parrot
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Friend's daughter smacks you in the crotch Everyone thinks you're a pedophile

Friend's daughter smacks you in the crotch Everyone thinks you're a pedophile Paranoid Parrot
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Doesnt interact with people for 1 hour They're out to get me

Doesnt interact with people for 1 hour They're out to get me Paranoid Parrot
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Monsters aren't real ...or are they?

Monsters aren't real ...or are they? Paranoid Parrot
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OMG it's 5pm and I am still out of my house! I have less than an hour before the rapists come out to get me!

OMG it's 5pm and I am still out of my house! I have less than an hour before the rapists come out to get me! Paranoid Parrot
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Sees state prisoners working sign U-turns in the middle of the road and doesn't leave home for a week

Sees state prisoners working sign U-turns in the middle of the road and doesn't leave home for a week Paranoid Parrot
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send reply all message to friends Get scared they won't think it's funny

send reply all message to friends Get scared they won't think it's funny Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to play football runs away from ball

Goes to play football runs away from ball Paranoid Parrot
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Possibly hear name called in a large crowd fuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrun

Possibly hear name called in a large crowd fuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrunfuckingrun Paranoid Parrot
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Someone makes a smart remark walking by me What the fuck did you just say..?

Someone makes a smart remark walking by me What the fuck did you just say..? Paranoid Parrot
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