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Paranoid Parrot

Find bathroom in the dark This is the end of me

Find bathroom in the dark This is the end of me Paranoid Parrot
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call in "sick" via text boss knows i'm lying about everything

call in
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Cake day finally arrIves Posts as much as possible to make sure reddit notices

Cake day finally arrIves Posts as much as possible to make sure reddit notices Paranoid Parrot
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Posts on Reddit for the first time constantly checks if people have upvoted or commened on the post

Posts on Reddit for the first time constantly checks if people have upvoted or commened on the post Paranoid Parrot
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Roll the chapstick all the way down before capping. Incase the cap comes off in pocket.

Roll the chapstick all the way down before capping. Incase the cap comes off in pocket. Paranoid Parrot
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sees hot girl get in elevator takes the stairs 35 floors in case he farts.

sees hot girl get in elevator takes the stairs 35 floors in case he farts. Paranoid Parrot
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notice i'm making more typos brain disease

notice i'm making more typos brain disease Paranoid Parrot
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sees someone acting suspicious takes mental note of physical description and license plate number just in case

sees someone acting suspicious takes mental note of physical description and license plate number just in case Paranoid Parrot
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brings bag to washroom in-case it gets stolen they think i'm planting a bomb

brings bag to washroom in-case it gets stolen they think i'm planting a bomb Paranoid Parrot
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Proof-read and reread comment at least twice before posting to avoid the grammar nazis

Proof-read and reread comment at least twice before posting to avoid the grammar nazis Paranoid Parrot
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