Paranoid Parrot

Goes out to drive Better check my tire nuts

Goes out to drive Better check my tire nuts  Paranoid Parrot

Sees comet Pan-STARRS Thinks North Korean Nuke

Sees comet Pan-STARRS Thinks North Korean Nuke  Paranoid Parrot

Goes in to room and forgets why i went there Alzheimers

Goes in to room and forgets why i went there Alzheimers  Paranoid Parrot

Hears sound of loud flushing toilet. Runs the fuck out.

Hears sound of loud flushing toilet. Runs the fuck out.  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend posts comment on internet Interrogates for evidence

Girlfriend posts comment on internet Interrogates for evidence   Paranoid Parrot

the seatbelts in Scumbag Steve's car were taken out of his car This time it's real

the seatbelts in Scumbag Steve's car were taken out of his car This time it's real   Paranoid Parrot

hears car door slam turns off lights

hears car door slam turns off lights  Paranoid Parrot

shit or get off thepot

shit or get off thepot  Paranoid Parrot

Have 2 days off from work in a row Who will betray my confidence while I'm gone?

Have 2 days off from work in a row Who will betray my confidence while I'm gone?  Paranoid Parrot

There is a package in the mail It's gonna' blow me the fuck up

There is a package in the mail It's gonna' blow me the fuck up  Paranoid Parrot
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